by Dr Iguana » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:32 pm
It certainly pays to follow that eleventh clue; it was the obeying of it with faith and hope that succeeded in the opening of my Isis.
I translated the Ten Commandments from the original runes and I obeyed them diligently. As it was with the pyramids of the Ancients I aligned my Isis with the girdle of the hunter. I faithfully turned the wheels of my Isis and a prayer issued with each turn of the wheels. But my Isis remained steadfastly one with no portent of becoming twain although the magic beads did speak both loud and soft. So I went about the public forum searching for a sign and verily an omen did appear to me. The scrolls spake of an eleventh commandment and it was ordained that I should bring to bear the foremost thought on the beginning of all things.
But what was this prime thought? I had always believed that the firmament had been sedate, tasty, for all eternity but surely this could not dispose the opening of my Isis. So I did seek the wisdom of the augurs, oracles, sibyls, and geomancers, and did find that whilst some rumours of great thunder now disturb the minds of those of little faith, the foremost thought on the onset of everything was that He put put forth his hand and the firmament was created. He, whom some call Jehovah and some call Zeus and some call Jupiter and some call Beckham and some call Puzz did command it so it came to be. So I did seek his aid in the opening of mine Isis.
I went forth from my house and I did lift up mine Isis to the hills from whence my help would come, and did pray for his will. And verily, as I raised mine Isis high He did cause mine hand to tremble and mine Isis was dashed from mine hand and did fall full cubits four and fell upon stony ground. And Lo and Behold! Mine Isis did fall in twain; the shards did no longer cleave together and did lie upon the earth, the one akin to the the other, alike to two young roes that are twins.
So verily I say unto thee my Brothers and my Sisters, have faith in the creation and in the eleven commandments of the mighty Puzz and thine Isis will surely lie open before thee.