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Who would win a fight to the death - 40 midgets vs 1 lion (midgets have no weapons)

The midgets
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The lion
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40 midgets vs 1 Lion

Postby mrphil10 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:44 am

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Postby cornettracing80 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:45 am

The midgets would let the lion gorge itself on a small(lol)number of them then attack it while it was fat and slow
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Postby bingabonga » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:32 pm

the lion would kill them all first, then stuff its face later!
maybe call a friend or two over for some nibbles? :lol:
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Postby ChadH » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:58 pm

Are we talking regular midgets, or psycho midgets who aren't afraid to use their teeth.
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Postby mrphil10 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:06 am

Lets call them weaponless warrior midgets haha
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Postby cornettracing80 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:55 am

40 midgets is a overwhelming force for one lion i still say warrior "small people" would win
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Postby ChadH » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:26 pm

Well, if the midgets were scared of the lion and scattered, the lion could quite easily take them out one at a time.

However, if the midgets were going in for the kill, circled the lion, charged it, and held it down then no problem.

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Postby rusty13 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:39 pm

Im generally a cat person, so I say death to the midgets!

Unless of course the midgets are on the red bull, nothing worse than a hyper short person...
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Postby adamwest » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:25 pm

i voted for the midgets because i think that they would have the swarm advantage. it would be like fight of a swarm of bees for the lion.

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Postby mrphil10 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:29 am

I think the use of Red Bull would disqualify the midgets
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Postby cornettracing80 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:10 am

not if we soak the "small people" in gazelle blood,that would even it up :)
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Postby erin-rae » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:21 am

Hmm, if the midgets all closed their eyes would the lion exist?

If the lion had a thorn in its foot would the midgets help?

Can I have a third option of the midgets and lion becoming friends and working together to create a peaceful existence? :idea:
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Postby rusty13 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:41 pm

If they were irish midgets the lion has the advantage of being more intelligent than all of the midgets put together :P
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Postby ChadH » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:38 pm

This topic is so un PC :twisted: :lol: :P :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Lodgecrest » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:36 pm

If they were Irish midgets

They would be Leprechauns, and it would be a different question. :lol:

Loins, Midgets......Midgets, Loins hmmm

Midgets, because they might well be marshal art trained fighting
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