The Isis Adventure

Hello good people of the world.

Well Im in a cheerful mood today, even if my Isis is still locked.

Is it really dumb that I still have not unlocked my Isis? I know there was one guy that took 11 months but I think he put it away for a while. It's coming up to 3 months of no-stop fiddling with my Isis and not a sign of hope coming from it.
Stop it! dont look at me!!!!!! Oh dear god, the shame!

I've had so much help from people on this board, which I'm very thankful for, but yep, you guessed it, still shut I SAID DONT LOOK AT ME!!!

Anyway, I've been given all the help I can get, without a step by step guide (pm me if you want to give me a step by step guide) only joking lol so thanks, but now its all down to me

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my day and MAYBE try my luck with the Isis again.
By the way, I went to the british museum today, had a look at the Eygpt stuff ahead of the king tut exhibition. Very impressive, but the dead bodies was not so great

The top tip I give my friends when they ask is "get physical". Stroking and looking at the isis aint gunna open it.

Get physical with the clues in mind and you'll start making progress. Once a little bit of progress is made, the other parts just flow and it happens all very quickly.



Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for people breaking their Isis.

Hi Marc,

95% of the people who own an ISIS are in the same position as you are, so don't feel bad, you're with the majority

Besides, the fact the you have been trying for 3 months without giving up shows great determination and perseverance So I'm sure you won't be in the 95% group forever Keep trying, you'll get there

Best of luck,

Karen

Technically he is in an "Other" group because the specific wording of the phrase is: "95% of people who own an Isis will never open it;" since he has not yet given up, he is not really in the 95% group. Just taking things literally xD

Actually, there is an implement that can help you open your Isis. It's one reasons mine is open now

**SPOILER**

Xew p ipmb fd bexxhb qkfihv uf qbmi unh Mvmv!

What's a glope?

Oops, typo.

Hell, if SonicWarp can put typos in their encrypted clues, so can I!

Well I did wonder if you'd done it intentionally.

Now who is fooling who?
There is no 5 letter word in that spoiler!

Try plurals

The spoiler info is present somewhere around the forum ... but it will not turn up searching for "glope"

I'm just vaguely amused that you two (at least) have actually gone to the effort of decoding my clue

It was actually a bit harder than SW's clues ...

Agreed