Todays Your Birthday!!

[cornettracing80]

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oooookay.....whos birthday is it today?
November 13, 1981 Kirsty-Leigh Brown, Australia, gymnast 1996 Olympics


happy birthday Kirsty!!!

[bit1313]

Na....Steve......I may be a dottery old fart now, call me an old prood if you want.
I have done a lot of wild and fascinating things in my time but I can assure you that I absolutely no interest in that type of behaviour what so ever.
As I said before, as far as I am concerned you can carry on like that with your friends over your side of the pond, this side of the pond just a "happy birthday” is enough.

I'm really not sure what cornettracing80 is on about.
We do not do that over here.
I think he's just a little randy, if you know what I mean.
If this keeps up, I might be moving to YOUR side of the pond!
Such behavior! Sheesh!

[cornettracing80]

hey thanks for standing by me.."brother".....you never got yer ass smacked on your b-day?...you where neglected!!

[bit1313]

you never got yer ass smacked on your b-day?

Well.... maybe just a little...

BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT!
(much)

[steve]

It is all just harmless fun, I don’t really have any worries about my name sake.
As a traditional Scotsman, I don't need to tell you what is worn (or not as the case may be) below the kilt.
The Romans came here for a visit once, they were all wearing tunics (dresses), it is documented that they could not believe how we could dress as we do in this climate, they didn't stay long, they thought that we were all mad. So I think if Steve were to come over here he would probably get a bit of a fright, it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

[cornettracing80]

i could fit in..no spankin people on thier b-days...thats cool....when in rome....i dont know my kilt size tho....

[steve]

You could come and try my kilt on, NO second thoughts I take that back because if you were trying my kilt on, then my bottom would be bear and you were here, that would worry me
NO.... even the thought of it .........I need therapy

[bit1313]

As a traditional Scotsman, I don't need to tell you what is worn (or not as the case may be) below the kilt.

Which reminds me of one of my favourite drinking (or should I say, drunk) songs:
(everyone sing if you know it!)

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

[steve]

Brilliant, but I have always found roundabouts more comfortable than beside the street.

[cornettracing80]

ya that song is very popular over here.....

[cornettracing80]

HAPPY B-DAY Z3R0!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_upOIQ-98Bw

[Z3r0San1ty]

HAPPY B-DAY Z3R0!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_upOIQ-98Bw

LOL ty man you find more random censored than I do

[adamwest]

happy birthday Zero.