that's not such a bad thing... they'll look better to US, but hopefully not to SW... unless they join in with the drinking! wonder if they'll talk then?
With the apron for the barbie... you can get aprons with basically the naked equvilants on the front of them - michelangio's (spelling?! ) David, and my b/f has one with a female body on it with like a lettuce leaf and tomatoes covering the privates!