The Isis Adventure

by **mrphil10** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:48 am

I dont think you could call that a draw if the lion died from indegestion or overeating haha

by **Dr Iguana** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:35 am

Possibly, the contest never actually took place. The lion could not attack the midgets, they hid in holes where he could not reach them. So the midgets had to attack the lion.

by **Dr Iguana** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:52 pm

So the midgets make their way home empty-handed. They trail into the village in small dejected groups. The women have got the cooking fires ready, the little ones are waiting patiently and expectantly.

by **Mystique** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:05 pm

Doc ... I am eagerley awaiting the next chapter of your story.

Did the children go hungry? Did the wives beat the midgets with their empty pots? Did the fire die down? Did the lion make an appearance to take revenge on the midget's earlier attack? Finally, did the Major lose his status in the village?

lol

by **cornettracing80** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:11 pm

i assumed this was a roman colloseum type contest with no retreat possible ,we may need to defer to the judges on this one...

by **Mystique** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:22 pm

cornettracing80 wrote:i assumed this was a roman colloseum type contest with no retreat possible ,we may need to defer to the judges on this one...

As long as the judge isn't Danny deVito :lol:

by **Dr Iguana** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:49 am

Well, the women didn

by **Mystique** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:51 pm

Maybe the partridge could swoop down from the pear tree and distract the beast, whilst the midgets get to work. So long as those poor children do not go hungry again!! :lol:

by **Dr Iguana** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:08 pm

You mean there actually was a pear tree after all? The major hadn

by **Mystique** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:16 pm

With all this additional support from the maids, the ladies, the lords and the pipers, I am sure the midgets will be able to out wit all predators!!

Doc ... I think we have lost the plot :lol:

by **mrphil10** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:51 am

Dr Iguana, to answer your earlier question as to whether or not the lion could type...I guess there isnt a SNL (Saturday Night Live) in the UK. Google "Toonces the driving cat" he was the cat who could drive a car..and in one epidose he typed a letter too!

Outlaw...Yes it is a arena type fight with no retreat allowed. Think cage match.

As for the rest of this, its certainly getting a lot more elaborate than I expected, thanks to the good Dr. I wonder if Puzz will use this in an upcoming riddle...if so I want royalties!

by **cornettracing80** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:23 am

i still say the lion would be fat and lazy after eating 3 midgets..so a sacrifice would have to be made for the better good...maybe an american idol type competition would be in order to determine who is sacrificed

The Isis Adventure

40 midgets vs 1 Lion

Who would win a fight to the death - 40 midgets vs 1 lion (midgets have no weapons)

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